Official Apology Statement
Fancy Inc – South Africa
It has come to our attention that clients who’ve ordered Fancy Inc’s branded merchhave been experiencing a number of highly dramatic, borderline life-changing side effects after receiving their goodies.
We would like to apologise in advance… but also, you’re welcome.
Apparently, choosing Fancy Inc has resulted in the following complications:
- Your staff now pretend they “don’t mind working late”… but their water bottles mysteriously migrate to every meeting.
- Clients suddenly “just happen to be in the area” right before coffee o’clock. Very convenient.
- Your camera roll has turned into a branded merch museum. Last 40 photos? All pens. No regrets.
- You’ve become a professional gifting critic overnight – one tote elsewhere and you’re like, “Hmm… lacks Fancy’s energy.”
- Home-branded hoodies have filed an emotional complaint due to “unfair comparison.” We will not be responding.
- You now dream about our foldable shoppers. Yes, dream. REM sleep but make it practical.
- And worst of all: every other supplier now feels like the “are you seeing someone else?” conversation. And the answer is always no – because Fancy Inc wins.
We sincerely apologise for any chaos caused by our vibrant prints, perfect finishes, and dangerously usable products.
We’ll try to tone down the awesomeness… but let’s be honest – absolutely not.
Serving brand love, laughter, and large orders,
Fancy Inc, South Africa